My friend went away for ten days so I decided it would be the perfect time to wrap everything she owns in alfoil
in the future everything is chrome
when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.
Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.